Leashed and Unleashed

He has a strange leash habit. 

Short leash = close and understanding

Long leash = wander and sniff lots

Unleashed = are you leaving me behind?

Not The Same

When boyfriend leaves, he whines for him, even if I'm there.
Cause I'm not the same. - Girlfriend

Come Pet Me!

When the dog comes home on Monday nights, I want a hug and he wants a pet. 

But after that, he really wants nothing from me. :(

Tap Water vs Filtered Water

the dog knows the difference and has decided